Saturday, September 26, 2009

No crazy Rants 2nite! Just reality! Friend or No friend, you decide?

Today was hurtful, realizing that someone that is suppose to be your friend - never liked me.

Realizing, they were only here to use me and see what they could get out of knowing me, like free club entry, VIP, great invites to private parties, free food at high end restaurants, meeting celebrities, and networking with the rich and elite of South Florida and meeting club owners. That was their only goal!

What am I suppose to do with this new found info. Should I retaliate by getting them black listed, or should I just let them be and wait for others to find out who they really are.

I am hurt, becuz I love for my true friends to hang out with me and have a good time, but when it becomes noticable to others  how they are. I am wondering why I didnt catch on, was it bcuz I didnt want to see it or I was letting you slide.

Things came to a head today, cuz earlier this week, I was in an accident on Monday and ask this person when released from the hospital on tuesday to go get my meds from the pharmacy. They said ok, then stopped answering their phone when i called hours later to see where they were. Wouldn't answer text messages, etc. and then tonight had the nerves to call and ask me to get them into a hot club tonight. . .I was floored , when I asked what happend on tuesday, they thru a fit and said they didnt have time to come help me out. The bitch was getting her ragedy ass weave done.

I have loaned this bitch money, took care of her bad ass kids ( inside her stank ass house), loaned her broke ass mammy money, and helped her with her car, aside from the free shit she gets from being around me. She can take her own bad ass kids to McDonalds now. . .


So I ask you, should I retaliate or let this groupie bitch, be found out by others who she really is. . . I am really hurt. . this is the second time this has happend in the almsost 4 years I have been in Miami. . Is is that the women down here not only play games with men, they are ot real and true friends to each other. .

What is wrong with that?
So retaliate or leave her ass alone?

DID I TELL YOU , I AM REALLY HURT!

REALLY!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

SEX , SEX, and more SEX! R u staying becuz the head game is good or not?

I have a friend who is NOT great in bed, but his head game is on point. I know ur saying what is the problem? Problem is, I am not gay and need more than tongue, I love my DICK giving brothas and/or white boys, but with him only having the tongue game, i might as well sleep with a biatch. lolol  I cant play with toys too much, I need to feel that body and grip an Ass every now and then. lolololol



The other problem is, I saw a show that told women, you smell and taste like what you eat. So lately I have been eating alot of watermelon bcuz i love it and he said he likes it too. So a about 2-3 weeks ago, I went into watermelon overload and then on Monday morning he gonna say dam, baby you taste like strawberries,I am thinking to myself, "Nigga i dont eat strawberries" and thinking do men really like eating us out, or do they just be talkin so they can get some fire HEAD themselves? lololol

Hey,  I didn't ask you to, so why are you expecting it?   lololol just playing, no I AM FOR REAL! lolol U should be glad i let you taste my juicy shit. .. . Anyway! Didnt you hear me say, WATERMELONS.. . . lmfao

I am confused, but back to the slanging dick. OK! So should I go ahead and move on to the next dude who I know his dick game is tight or do I stay with this slacker bcuz of his money and tongue game ( but right now it makes me mad, more than happy) I am soooooo confused right now. Mr. Sloppy tongue use to be my favorite, but I am not there any more.

Ladies who love the di, what do you think am I wrong. I know i am very outspoken, but un-fortunately for me, I am a 1 woman kinda girl, but this shit makes me wanna get a man on the side. To be my thug lover, spank me and pull my hair  while laying the pipe the correct way.

Dam!  just a waste of space and he is fine as fuck with a nice chest ,ass, bank roll and he likes to share. That is my favorite kind of man. but the bad sex make me wanna SLIT MY ANKLES from the back where the bone is. .

WHAT IN THE HELL SHOUD I DO? Leave a comment and let me know. . . . .

Friday, September 18, 2009

A single man, who thinks I am Sexy, gotta call him back, NOW!

ANSWER ME THIS. . . . .Should he be single? or is he Just Mis-Understood. . . . .

Listen to the voice mail he left for this chick he harrassed on the streetso much, she gave him , her card to make him leave. . Leave a comment and tell me what you think.

http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny


I think he is a serial killer, waiting on a return call and just wacked someone, bcuz this chick didnt do what he said over the phone. . .I mean, he had a time limit and everything.

A woman who doesnt listen to a man, she should be hung by her toes to bleed. . .LMFAO. . . .

Tellme what you think?

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

The MTV Awards! Taylor Swift, Kanye, and Obama. . . huh?

Read all of it. . before you call me retarded . . thank you.

1.) I am a fan of country music and yes I am black. .

I am a huge fan of Kanye, after meeting him in 2005 SuperBowl in Jacksonville, Fl. I felt he was one the best celebrities I ever got a chance to work for.  I still love Kanye, I love that he is weird and doesnt give a fuck about what others say about him. .From his raving mad slurs "George Bush hates black people" to saying he should have won awards on various shows.

I have never been more disappointted at Kanye until Sunday night at the MTV Awards. She is technically still a child and this was her first award, you should go ahead and admit it Kanye, you NEVER saw her video, lololol

2.) Well and then their is Obama, Obama, Obama.... Am I the only person that sees you as a human and think it is proper for you to make comments such as Kanye is a jackass and not se it as a big deal. .  I know you are not God and its OK to express your opinions and for Terry Moran(Moron- I think I spelled it wrong the first time) lolol to tweet your private conversation with a friends, wife, anchor, or staff, that is your business.

Because of the media, they think no one has the right to privacy, I want someone to hire me and just let me go and dig in the lives of weather men, anchors, and camera men. . Just for the hell of it and see how they feel. .WTF. . . .

3.) Taylor take advantage of this, for those who didnt know you, WILL. . . .Sell more albums, I love ya. . .

4.) Am I the only one who saw Pinks performance on sunday I thought she was fabolous, in her 1 piece spandex outfit and pasty covering the one boob. . lololol   But really, her trapeze performance and singing was Exquisite! You Go Girl!

5.) Beyonce- I read you like a book sunday night, i told my friend, if Beyonce wins, watch her give taylor the mic. . . Again, a true pofessional, lady, and kind person. . Tina raised a good girl. . .But we know u may be a freak. Jay-Z from the hood. . You go Ms. Bonnie, tell Clyde I said Chello!

Ok that is enough tyrating on my behalf fo r the next few days. . .
Ciao

p.s. Stop texting me I am a mess. . . Kill YoSelf, no for real. . . . . . . . Kill Yo Self!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Ok! . . . . . I woke up today and smelled VODKA in my skin!

Now my reason for being overwhelmed is, I have not had a drink since Monday and today is Wednesday.

Ummm, my question is does that mean I have liquor poisoning and what do I do about that. Should I take another drink so my drunkness will go away.  I feel like a drunk baby!



I use to have sex alot and just sweat it out, but my friend is not Fantastic in bed. I feel like its a job when I sleep with him,  in stead of fun sex ( will talk about that one after thursday)

Ok, so should i see someone like a doctor, should i take another day off from work, should I just stay home and drink some more vodka ( since i am already half way drunk anyway). What should I do?  I drunk alot of water yesterday, but still smell VODKA in my skin this morning. .

Maybe I should stick to my wine. . .

Hey but if I dont get good advice on what to do today, WHO WILL BUY MY NEXT DRINK AFTER 2p TODAY. . .

Or at least got $5 on it!

SHUT UP! I heard that. . . .

Saturday, September 5, 2009

My reason for excessive weight loss tonight! LMFAO

Oh my GOD! Its midnite and  I am about to go running. .. . She is my motivation now. . . .

Kill YoSelf Now!


And she thinks he is sexy, well there is someone for everyone, I guess. . . . .

Somebody call me in an hour, so I wont accidentally pass out!

When I say FAT=  I mean Fabolous And Tempting, not OBESE and clothless. . .

OMG, I think I just vomit a little in my mouth. . .Eww!



I know I am a hot mess, so stop texting me that. . . .

What will happen when PlayBoys founder passes away. . .

Think about it! people went crazy over Michaels Jacksons death. . .What will happen to all of us who love our porn and mags. . Alot of people worship Heffner!

I think I will take it like my own father dying, I use to peek at my uncles' mags when I was alittle girl and hoped I grew up to be as beautiful as the ones in his book or my family. (yeah my family) We got some bomb ass bitches in my family. Grandma got legs for days. Anyway!

Oh Heffner, I am getting upset just thinking about it, we never thought Michael would die in our young lifetime, (Heffner)you have out lived them all and we love it.

The covers that shocked me, K-Dub (love her), Farrah Fawcett, Kim Kardashian, Pamela Anderson, anyone over 50- (wow those bangin bodies)

I just wanted to say I love you Heff, and you will forever be in my heart. . . .WHY WHY WHY? ? ?

The Unknown! CANNON