My reason for excessive weight loss tonight! LMFAO

Oh my GOD! Its midnite and  I am about to go running. .. . She is my motivation now. . . .

Kill YoSelf Now!

And she thinks he is sexy, well there is someone for everyone, I guess. . . . .

Somebody call me in an hour, so I wont accidentally pass out!

When I say FAT=  I mean Fabolous And Tempting, not OBESE and clothless. . .

OMG, I think I just vomit a little in my mouth. . .Eww!



I know I am a hot mess, so stop texting me that. . . .