Today I woke up and felt like a virgin again, then I woke up from the dream, dreaming that I was waking up feeling like a virgin with a dick in my mouth. . WTF? Niggas aint shit, I tell ya. . I was already tired as fuck from the 4th of july and now this shit.

How would men feel if I came home from work and while that Dallas cowboy game was on, jumped on the couch standing and just locked on to their head, and said eat me or u wont see the game at all.  . WTF?

Would he get me off right quick or argue with that beer in his hand so he could see the game, lolol?